1. crap tonOriginally Posted by rybo
Tammy,
is a shit load greater or less than a crap ton?
A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.
we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.
2. crap ton
an extreme amount of something
I have a crap ton of work to do today
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1. assload
more than a lot but less than a shitload
man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.
2. assload
The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)
And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)
3. assload
A whole bunch of.
This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.
Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.
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