hmm,

QuickNova said he had a "ton" of take offs.
He did not say "Crap Ton".

I said I had a "Shit Load" not really thinking
about the real numbers or measurements needed to
define such a hella grip of take offs.

Sexy Ben would say,
I have a "Effin Shit Load"

but that does seem to cover it.


Ah... I got it

I have a "CUBIC FUCKLOAD" of take offs

A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.

If you took a standard Wal Mart supercenter and ripped the roof off, and filled it full of nacho cheese, a cubic fuckload of chips is how much you would need.