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    An Example of the Perfect Resume.

    I'm gonna win some races in 2010, and humiliate people by beating them on a 17 year old bike, while hung-over, and old, and fat.

    My results are too awesome to list, and you wouldn't believe them anyway. I did crap my pants while doing dishes one Thanksgiving at the Yekel's a few years back - and I'm not just talking about a little raisin or anything... I was expecting a fart. Talk about an AMAZING and unexpected result!

    Guess I'll come to all the races... why not?

    MVU
    STU
    RORU?
    Whatever I can cheat in without getting busted

    I'll prolly be racing at Baker's XR Acres and maybe the Hondarosa this year. Might hit Miller for USGPRU too if schedule allows.

    Relevant? Not really, but I am one sexy bitch. Not Dale Eaton Sexy, for sure... more Rodney Mattison Sexy... but sexy nonetheless... AND the more I drink, the better looking I get. Just ask me sometime when I've been drinking - I'll tell you all about it.

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    Very few can attain the level of "Dale Eaton sexy".

    Aaah the Yekels... Those poor bastards to have Tony in the family!
    dave@MotoSix DOT com | MRA #31, WERA #311

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    LIES! ALL LIES!!! :lol:

    But Hey - if you wanna get noticed with a resume, don't bore people with every race result ever or what color your bike is... they want to know "how you're gonna represent them" and "what kind of personality you are"...

    Unfortunately I've not had any responses back from my resume yet... I'm assuming they all had to take their program to upper management for approval first since everybody wants to give me a FULL RIDE for 2010.

    Can you blame them... :lol:
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    you are awesome Tony
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    I'm extremely disappointed there was no mention of the Short Bus driver in his resume. :? :roll: :? :roll: :? :roll:
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