First things first.

Ray Ray: No way in the world do I EVER want to play with one of these again. I got way too much use as a teenager, helping Dad put in driveways and such. Later years, I got a jump on others on jobs, on occasion, by demonstrating my prowess with electric, 70 pound, and 90 pound air units. I'll have to pass.

Lovely Mrs. Weed: Thanks for laughing at my pain! I can't believe that woman of such dellightful laughter could take pleasure at my (obviously) deep psychological wounds! The nightmares and hearing damage haunt me to this day! See you at the track!