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    My New Hero?

    I heard a rumor that Brownie #277 was a professional Man-Whore. If so, where do I sign up?
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    Ring......"Jeff's Gigolo Service, We charge the large!!!"....how can we help you today mam?.... 8) 8)
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    Any tips on performing the Alaskan Pipeline?
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    You gotta get started with Crude Oil! 8)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenStrip
    Any tips on performing the Alaskan Pipeline?
    pooping in to a condom seems like a not so easy task!

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    Nobody said Life was easy!! But we somehow always continue to manage. 8)
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    So you can see where I'm having trouble. I think I have to change my diet first.
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    +1 for Jeff's Gigolo service. I am very satisfied with the improvements I have made in the past 13 hrs... :shock:

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    No Way!!! Chics know you're supposed to throw back the skinny ones.








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    Quote Originally Posted by DingleBerns
    +1 for Jeff's Gigolo service. I am very satisfied
    :shock: brown, what really happened at Hamburger Mary's. did dingle take you across the street to JR's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marty
    Quote Originally Posted by DingleBerns
    +1 for Jeff's Gigolo service. I am very satisfied
    :shock: brown, what really happened at Hamburger Mary's. did dingle take you across the street to JR's?
    Nope JR's does not have a dance floor, so they went to Tracks.

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    [quote="Wild Cheetah 612"]No Way!!! Chics know you're supposed to throw back the skinny ones.


    Can you have a guy as a spinner?
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    Im sure if you go to Tracks, JRs or Hamburger Marys you will find your choice of guys that would gladly be a spinner :shock:

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    Good god. The off season has obviously taken it's toll.
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    Oh!......the Tolls will still be a takin during the Race Season too!! 8)
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    Hey Doughboy!!! Speaking of things taking a Toll.........How come you never showed up at Shotguns?? :shock:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Throttleroller277
    Hey Doughboy!!! Speaking of things taking a Toll.........How come you never showed up at Shotguns?? :shock:
    Dude, I was there! Remember shots? I know you didn't forget about that Amazon's birthmark. Good times. Perhaps this weekend would should reminisce. Game on!
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    You must have showed up late, cuz that said "Birthmark" was actually my "Mushroom Stamp". 8)
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    It was most definitely some sort of fungus. Good thing she paid you! Maybe we should go and have another look.
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    She went through the Powerwasher/car wash first!

    I'm waiting on you.......well, waiting for you to show up that is.
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    DAMN! A power wash is included in the service! Those girls are getting more bang for the buck than Spitzer got with that Pro from The City!
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    It's included, but that's for my safety! It's the easiest way to get up in some of the "Roles". 8)
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    I don't even know what to say to that. This is me speechless. Let's go.
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    I understand...............It's left me speechless more than once!! 8)
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