Wanted: Tires - Race Take Offs?

[ChanMan]

i'm looking for race take off's. any racers out there have any 120 fronts and 180 rears?? preferably Michelins but any brand will do. Thanks

[DarkKnight]

I have a set of Pirelli Dragon Supercorsa Pros 120 / 180 with (2) races and (1) track day on them - $100

[quicknova]

I have a ton of Power One take-offs .. you want em for track or for street?

[cromer611]

pm sent

[ChanMan]

quicknova, i want them for street. how much for a set?

[Mark Schellinger]

ah... I have some Michelin take offs






actually we have a shit load.



call Tammy at 303-944-0334
we can mount/balance too
located near I-70 & Colorado BLVD

[rybo]

ah... I have some Michelin take offs






actually we have a shit load.



call Tammy at 303-944-0334
we can mount/balance too
located near I-70 & Colorado BLVD

Tammy,

is a shit load greater or less than a crap ton?

[JimWilson29]

ah... I have some Michelin take offs






actually we have a shit load.



call Tammy at 303-944-0334
we can mount/balance too
located near I-70 & Colorado BLVD

Tammy,

is a shit load greater or less than a crap ton?

1. crap ton
A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.
we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

2. crap ton
an extreme amount of something
I have a crap ton of work to do today

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crap+ton



1. assload
more than a lot but less than a shitload
man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

2. assload
The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)
And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

3. assload
A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.
Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=assload

[JimWilson29]

http://smiliesftw.com/x/toilet.gif

[quicknova]

:lol: :lol:

PM sent

[racedk6]

I have a set thats good for the street. $50 in Parker of I can bring them to Littleton as well.

[Mark Schellinger]

hmm,

QuickNova said he had a "ton" of take offs.
He did not say "Crap Ton".

I said I had a "Shit Load" not really thinking
about the real numbers or measurements needed to
define such a hella grip of take offs.

Sexy Ben would say,
I have a "Effin Shit Load"

but that does seem to cover it.


Ah... I got it

I have a "CUBIC FUCKLOAD" of take offs

A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.

If you took a standard Wal Mart supercenter and ripped the roof off, and filled it full of nacho cheese, a cubic fuckload of chips is how much you would need.

[dragos13]

hmm,

QuickNova said he had a "ton" of take offs.
He did not say "Crap Ton".

I said I had a "Shit Load" not really thinking
about the real numbers or measurements needed to
define such a hella grip of take offs.

Sexy Ben would say,
I have a "Effin Shit Load"

but that does seem to cover it.


Ah... I got it

I have a "CUBIC FUCKLOAD" of take offs

A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.

If you took a standard Wal Mart supercenter and ripped the roof off, and filled it full of nacho cheese, a cubic fuckload of chips is how much you would need.

LMAO :lol:

[N1K]

i'm looking for race take off's. any racers out there have any 120 fronts and 180 rears?? preferably Michelins but any brand will do. Thanks

Did ever get some? Need somemore?

[zedx6rroadracer]

THis has been very entertaining. Sounds like a FILL IN THE BLANK of take offs out there.

[Electroman]

I see how this works. By definition a crap ton is 2000 units. Where one unit is a "load".

4 shit loads is a crap ton. Therefore, a shitload is 500 loads.

An ass load is less than a shitload. Possibly 100 loads.

In summary:
crap ton = 2000 loads
shitload = 500 loads
ass load = 100 loads

And a cubic fuck load is the size of a walmart supercenter. Somewhat similar to a google. Unfathomable! A one followed by one hundred zeros.

Therfore,
cubic fuck load = ( google / 2000 ) crap tons.

I'm glad I got this straight.
8)

[rybo]

See Rod, I knew we could count on you to sort this whole "unit of measure" thing out for us!

"It was 20 feet wide, 100 feet tall and other measurements as well!"

-eddy izzard

[nwatkins176]

I have a metric fuck ton of tires, How many is that? PM me though I will sell them cheap, real cheap.

But what does Metric Fuck ton fit in?