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d_mob
July 31st, 2012, 12:27 PM
*** 1st ANNUAL MRA 'GIRO D'HIGH PLAINS' BICYCLE BENEFIT CRITERIUM ***
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Lx-TTW3Y508/TCQDSLmgfbI/AAAAAAAABpM/gwRuPOlOkiw/s1600/bike.jpg

So, I talked with Tony this past weekend and we thought it would be fun to organize an on-track bicycle race at the next round on Saturday night following the races. All proceeds will go to Zach and family to help offset his medical and crash-related expenses. In addition, Joe Logalbo is organizing a silent auction for Zach in concurrence with the benefit race, so keep an eye out for that.

$10 entry for riders/racers (feel free to contribute more to "Zach Fund" at entry). Following a Le Mans-style start, we'll hold a five lap sprint race on the shortened course to ensure spectators can see all of the madness (cut-off at turn 4-short and then again at 8/9). 1st place will receive $30, 2nd wins $20 and 3rd gets $10. The remaining amount will go directly to Zach and family. In addition, 'BEST DRESSED' participant, as voted on by spectators, will receive a prize package from BlackBerry (1x PlayBook 32gb tablet & 1x BlackBerry Bluetooth Stereo Gateway - approx combined value ~$500).

Details are loose and recommendations are appreciated (i.e. start time, feedback, comments, concerns, etc). This should be a fun way for us to build camaraderie once the track goes cold and will hopefully raise a small amount of coin for a fellow rider who needs it. The only two confirmed items are that we will require a helmet (motorcycle helmet - will make for funny pics) and will have a Le Mans-style start.

I've already acquired these two trophies... First place will receive the cyclist trophy (in addition to their purse, which they can choose to donate back to Zach Fund) and second place will receive the infamous golden loser milking goaticorn trophy

http://s14.postimage.org/yi62lt181/giro_d_high_plains.jpg

So, break out the Huffy, water bottle and spandex and be a part of the 1st annual MRA Giro d'High Plains (tour of High Plains) Bicycle Criterium!!!

***EDIT*** Please register and pay in advance by sending your $10 via Paypal to: david.p.mobley@gmail.com - If you don't have/use Paypal, we can take your money the day of, but you will be gridded in the back :lol:
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Track Map - Five Laps = 6.4 miles
BLUE = Track layout
RED = Potential shortcut for Hippie Class (MTN bikes) if voted through
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CURRENT RACE LINE-UP:

DIRTY HIPSTER CLASS (fixed/single speed - gridded up front):
- David 'Le Organizer' Mobley # 78 - PAID
- Scott 'Ape Crasher' Rybarki # 69
- Gary 'Jens 3000' Cunning # 417
- Chris 'Flavor Saver' Sorensen # 279
- The 'Hot' Carl Sorensen # 217
- Lacy 'L-Dog' Sorensen

OPEN CLASS (run what you brung - gridded just behind Dirty Hipster Class)
- Maria 'I Hate Racing' Mobley - PAID
- Siobhan "No YOU Shove-on" Bennett # 522 - PAID
- Tom 'The Speedo Speedster' Lilly # 416 - PAID (+ add'l $1 to ensure pole position)
- Jim 'Half Wheel' Brewer # 90 - PAID (+ add'l $40 to Zach Fund)
- Scott 'String Bean' Dawson # 196 - PAID
- Trina 'Rollie Pollie' Dawson # 186 - PAID
- Bob '1.0' Tabor - PAID (+ add'l $30 to Zach Fund)
- Pete '2.0' Tabor # 599 - PAID
- Doug 'Super Spandex' Kahl # 10
- Tony 'The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger' Baker # 21
- Kevin 'Do the Drapes Match the Carpet?' Finnegan # 28
- Rachael 'Ginger's Stumpy Midget' Zell
- Jim 'Ugly Dog' Wilson # 29
- Peter 'The Redcoat' Emsley # 203
- Jack 'Firecracker' Emsley
- Dennis 'The Menace' Stowers # 151
- Alex 'The Nov' Greenman # 308
- 'Big' Jimmy Garcia # 114
- Wayne 'The Wayniac' Carmichael # 215
- Chris 'Bacon' Fuller # 13
- Louden 'The PoRn Kingpin' David # 189
- Stephani 'Can't Ride a Pitbike Without Running Over Tony' Kondrotis
- Taeho 'Slo' Powell # 510
- Ralph 'The Slow Llama' Forsythe # 321
- Jon 'FZR guy' # ?
- Amber 'My 250 Crashes Better Than Yours' Patterson # 777
- Scott 'Wood For All!' Woodall # 129
- Jessie 'Don't Be That Guy' Martinez # 135
- Ray-Ray 'This Race Is NOT Happening In The Rain' Gaimara # 16
- David 'Ankle Biter' Kern # 99
- Mike 'Manny Shevitz' Lakritz # 701
- 'Nitro' Nyles Gourlie # 921
- Chris 'That Guy' Weed # 626

UMBRELLA GIRLS:
- Jeff 'Too Drunk To Ride A Bicycle' Healy
- Jason 'Not Legally Allowed To Ride A Bicycle' Madama
- David 'Not Mentally Fit To Ride A Bicycle' Neighbor (announcer) - PAID (+ add'l $10 to Zach Fund)
- Wendy Brown (yes she is going to make an appearance!)

KFinn
July 31st, 2012, 12:53 PM
So do road bikes run the full course and mountain bikes can cut corners through dirt and make their own path? :-)

rforsythe
July 31st, 2012, 12:59 PM
So do road bikes run the full course and mountain bikes can cut corners through dirt and make their own path? :-)

Sure, but road bikers can throw sticks in your spokes. :twisted:

Teach
July 31st, 2012, 01:00 PM
Oh hell yeah! This may be the only way I win an MRA trophy!

JimWilson29
July 31st, 2012, 01:34 PM
LAST place will receive this bad boy (the infamous golden loser goaticorn):
http://www.trophies2go.com/images/productimages/Basic-Goat-Loser-Trophy.jpg



Gallant will enter and purposely come in last to win this thing.

T Baggins
July 31st, 2012, 01:40 PM
LAST place will receive this bad boy (the infamous golden loser goaticorn):
http://www.trophies2go.com/images/productimages/Basic-Goat-Loser-Trophy.jpg



Gallant will enter and purposely come in last to win this thing.

He's gonna have to "beat" me for last place then... :shock: :lol: No way he's gettin my golden milking goaticorn trophy!

Chadwick929
July 31st, 2012, 01:47 PM
I'll be racing SuperStreet, but I'll be bringing the camera, so I'll make sure to stick around to get some pictures of this fiasco! :lol:

cjmagnuss
July 31st, 2012, 02:29 PM
fixie class (no brakes allowed!)

can we make sure the ambulances stick around for this? :D

d_mob
July 31st, 2012, 02:34 PM
fixie class (no brakes allowed!)

can we make sure the ambulances stick around for this? :D

I like the idea of fixie class and will enter that one if we split people. However, the more classes, the fewer we have in each and less possibility of a win payout. Thoughts?

d_mob
July 31st, 2012, 04:12 PM
Just got off the phone w/ Logalbo and we decided this WILL benefit Zach and family (original post updated).

I also added number of laps (3). Even though traditional criterium races are timed, I figure three laps should be enough. Thoughts?

Finally, I've updated original post w/ current entry list. Get in NOW and secure your spot for what should be an EPIC $hit show! :lol:

...All for a good cause of course.

CURRENT RACE LINE-UP:
- David 'Le Organizer' Mobley # 78
- Chris 'Dirty Hipster' Sorenson # 279
- Doug 'Super Spandex' Kahl # 10
- Tony 'The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger' Baker # 21
- Dave 'The Golden Goaticorn' Gallant # 37
- Kevin 'Do the Drapes Match the Carpet?' Finnegan # 28
- Jim 'Ugly Dog' Wilson # 29

Smitty
July 31st, 2012, 04:16 PM
What if we started doing this every race weekend and build up a small fund for those that get injured? I think this race is a great idea even though I won't be able to make it. :cry:

jplracing
July 31st, 2012, 04:18 PM
Just got off the phone w/ Logalbo and we decided this WILL benefit Zach and family (original post updated).

Thanks for doing this David

d_mob
July 31st, 2012, 04:23 PM
What if we started doing this every race weekend and build up a small fund for those that get injured? I think this race is a great idea even though I won't be able to make it. :cry:

Because there is only one golden milking loser goaticorn trophy in existence. This is a VERY elite, one-off race that should be taken incredibly serious! :wink:


Thanks for doing this David

No problemo. Hopefully we can raise some cash for Zach. His leathers are toast as well as the bike apparently. Then well of course, medical bills and a fancy fun ride in the whirlybird. All that adds up I'm guessing.

Alex G
July 31st, 2012, 05:07 PM
I'm in!

d_mob
July 31st, 2012, 05:13 PM
I'm in!

Got it. Will update.

Preferred comical/ridiculous nickname? I don't know you that well. :)

Fastt Racing
July 31st, 2012, 05:22 PM
I'm in, but I will be riding my stupid Dyno BMX bike, so I will likely be battling Gallant for the goat trophy. Come up with a good one buddy!

sheispoison
July 31st, 2012, 05:36 PM
Lacy and I are both in on fixed gears.

KFinn
July 31st, 2012, 06:59 PM
Question, if this is after the track is cold, is sobriety optional or required?

Tony, I am not just asking for myself buddy.

peteremsley
July 31st, 2012, 07:24 PM
In.

Transponders required?

d_mob
July 31st, 2012, 08:03 PM
Have updated current race list on original post.


In.

Transponders required?

Current questions for Tony...

- "Is sobriety optional or mandatory?"
- "Are transponders required?"

My gut tells me no for both. Since the track is cold, I'm assuming you can drink if you'd like. This is a gentleman's race, so unless we have a photo finish, we should be able to figure out who came in 1st, 2nd, 3rd and last. Plus, I'm sure Chris Dale wants to relax after a long day of score/time keeping. It would be nice to get Nabber and crew to announce the race though.

Also, someone messaged me and said it would be fun to be able to place bets on the race for those who didn't want to ride. Anyone have an idea how we could do this to capture additional cash for the Ritchey fund while still paying out winner?

KFinn
July 31st, 2012, 08:12 PM
I also want to volunteer Rachael for racing in this too. She is telling me she wants to race really bad and that I am the lucky one, so, I'm getting her to try her first race. :D

d_mob
July 31st, 2012, 08:16 PM
I also want to volunteer Rachael for racing in this too. She is telling me she wants to race really bad and that I am the lucky one, so, I'm getting her to try her first race. :D

Last name, preferred nickname?

KFinn
July 31st, 2012, 08:18 PM
Rachael "Ginger's Midget" Zell

Teach
July 31st, 2012, 09:39 PM
Put me down for this... Jimmy Garcia

Wayniac
July 31st, 2012, 10:24 PM
Count me in as well. Sounds like a lot of fun for a great cause.

chris nami
July 31st, 2012, 10:46 PM
I'm in!!

asp125
July 31st, 2012, 10:53 PM
Will headlights be required? Yanno, just in case Superstreet runs long again. ;)

Nevertheless, I will be there to capture the action - maybe at the top of turn 7 .. before everyone falls over from exhaustion on the climb? ;)

Oh ... all photo sales proceeds of the bicycle race will be donated to the cause!

Louden
August 1st, 2012, 12:35 AM
Add Louden David, and Stephani Kondrotis

d_mob
August 1st, 2012, 06:31 AM
First post updated...

Sprtbkbabe
August 1st, 2012, 10:24 AM
Totally awesome! I'm in :P

Siobhan "No YOU Shove-on" Bennett

dave.gallant
August 1st, 2012, 10:51 AM
FWIW: I am 31, not 37.

And I don't own a pair of wheels (motor or motor-less) that actually work, so you can scratch my name from the list.

gary3000
August 1st, 2012, 11:09 AM
sounds fun. I'm in. I'll be riding a single speed or fixed gear.

d_mob
August 1st, 2012, 01:01 PM
FWIW: I am 31, not 37.

And I don't own a pair of wheels (motor or motor-less) that actually work, so you can scratch my name from the list.

Sorry, you look closer to 37. :)

Kidding... You are welcome to borrow one of my bikes if interested and I'll even throw in a full kit of spandex! Otherwise, I'll take you off the list.

PS... I'll update everyone else as well.

Slo
August 1st, 2012, 01:50 PM
I'm in for a good cause......, MRA #510

d_mob
August 1st, 2012, 02:11 PM
sounds fun. I'm in. I'll be riding a single speed or fixed gear.

Who are you?

rybo
August 1st, 2012, 03:05 PM
Count Rybarki in!


Scott "barki" Rybarki
Single Speed

Will be teaching superstreet just before this kicks off so fully expect to be doing it in my leathers.

Can't wait!

rforsythe
August 1st, 2012, 04:16 PM
I'm in, if I can remember how to ride one of these damn things by then.

I also gave the medics a heads up, they will have extra supplies of gauze and sarcastic shit talking for anyone needing it.

d_mob
August 1st, 2012, 04:40 PM
Ok, I've started grouping regular class riders vs. dirty hipster class (fixed/single speed) riders.

I don't feel like buying another trophy, so can someone please donate one can of warm PBR to act as the trophy for that class?

Thanks --

***edit*** Great news! In addition to the one warm can of PBR, Hot Carl has offered a 20-minute leg massage to the winner of the dirty hipster class.

d_mob
August 1st, 2012, 04:44 PM
Ok, I've started grouping regular class riders vs. dirty hipster class (fixed/single speed) riders.

I don't feel like buying another trophy, so can someone please donate one can of warm PBR to act as the trophy for that class?

Thanks --

***edit*** Great news! In addition to the one warm can of PBR, Hot Carl has offered a 20-minute leg massage to the winner of the dirty hipster class.

Alternatively, to save anyone the pain and embarassment of a Hot Carl inner thigh massage, I propose the following...

Riders in the Dirty Hipster Class (fixed/single speed bikes) start on the grid. Riders in the Regular (open) class have to participate in Le Mans-style start just behind the grid. This should give the slower fixed gear bikes a small head start.

Work???

gary3000
August 1st, 2012, 05:10 PM
gary3000 = Gary Cunning #417.

Can you self apply a nick name? How about "Jens." Jens Voigt is a favorite of mine.

rforsythe
August 1st, 2012, 07:09 PM
Riders in the Dirty Hipster Class (fixed/single speed bikes) start on the grid. Riders in the Regular (open) class have to participate in Le Mans-style start just behind the grid. This should give the slower fixed gear bikes a small head start.

Work???

Now we gotta normalize the grid to make it a spec class in the interest of fairness?




:P

sneakyhonda
August 1st, 2012, 08:15 PM
Can anyone do this? Thought I was ask before I do and then get kicked out for been a ex-Olympic cyclist. Either way I would like to help out. Even if I don't or can't race I'm going to help =)

rybo
August 1st, 2012, 08:42 PM
Can anyone do this? Thought I was ask before I do and then get kicked out for been a ex-Olympic cyclist. Either way I would like to help out. Even if I don't or can't race I'm going to help =)

Well in the interest of 'normalizing' the grid you have to start 22 seconds behind for every Olympic event you participated in.

There -solved.

We don't disqualify Shane for having been in WSBK, so I vote that you should participate...

d_mob
August 1st, 2012, 10:02 PM
Can anyone do this? Thought I was ask before I do and then get kicked out for been a ex-Olympic cyclist. Either way I would like to help out. Even if I don't or can't race I'm going to help =)

Well in the interest of 'normalizing' the grid you have to start 22 seconds behind for every Olympic event you participated in.

There -solved.

We don't disqualify Shane for having been in WSBK, so I vote that you should participate...

I say we just give this guy the worst bike we can find in the paddock and see how he does.

Remember when Jacek (sp?) used to ride around and cause havoc on that small pink girl's bmx bike with handlebar streamers? Something like that would work just fine. :lol:

jgixxer1
August 1st, 2012, 10:10 PM
http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv76/jgixxer1/attachment.jpg

...just thought this thread needed it. :)

scooter
August 1st, 2012, 10:14 PM
I'm in !!! and thanks for getting the bike race and auction going for Zack, this club is unreal. Last saturday morning was incredilble, at the riders meeting getting the old season ending plaques to Pat was one of the coolest things I've seen.

amber777
August 1st, 2012, 10:22 PM
I want in on this!!

FZRguy
August 2nd, 2012, 02:30 AM
IN for open class. :D

rforsythe
August 2nd, 2012, 06:07 AM
I say we just give this guy the worst bike we can find in the paddock and see how he does.


We tried that with Turpin at an MMP pit bike race during a Racing 2 Save Lives event some years back, by making him simultaneously race on two teams at once. Fucker still almost won the damn thing. :lol:

Besides, sneakysandbagger here will be allowed to race, but someone will protest his entry because he's not in the "expert drunken bicycle race class" despite his past achievements. #-o :D

d_mob
August 2nd, 2012, 07:22 AM
IN for open class. :D

Will update everyone on original post. Can everyone from here on out please put the following...

First name, last name, MRA rider #

Thanks -

d_mob
August 2nd, 2012, 08:04 AM
Feedback questions...

+ We're thinking of running the short course (cut-off at 4s and cut-off at 8/9) to ensure that the entire race is visible to spectators. Does this work for everyone? If so, does 5 laps sound good?

- Also, Kevin thought it would be fun to allow one area where MTN bikes could cut the course to eliminate disadvantage against road bikes. Any thoughts on this? Any idea where a good spot for this would be?

+ We're thinking of running transponders to capture lap/class records. Thoughts???

- Hippie Class - MTN bikes
- Hottie Class - Female only
- Hipster Class - Fixed/Single speed
- Open Class - Everything else pedal-powered

+ Feel free to donate items as prizes for 'other' classes to be given at award ceremony following race (deodorant for Hippie Class, warm PBR for Hipster Class, etc).

KFinn
August 2nd, 2012, 09:26 AM
+ We're thinking of running the short course (cut-off at 4s and cut-off at 8/9) to ensure that the entire race is visible to spectators. Does this work for everyone? If so, does 5 laps sound good?
+ 1 for the cut off, many of us race our ass off and 2 entire laps with all the steep hills would be killer for us.

T Baggins
August 2nd, 2012, 10:14 AM
"Officially, sobriety is required."

I'll be the judge - however - of who is, and who isn't, sober enough to participate. My say is FINAL, no protests, no refunds! :lol:

Betting on a participant sounds like a grand plan to me... with the winner "taking credit for the dollar amount raised on his/her behalf" - but obviously all proceeds would benefit Zach.

Put me down for Hottie Class... if I'm gonna lose anway, might as well spend the evening pedaling around with some hot babes. :shock:

Ray-Ray
August 2nd, 2012, 12:15 PM
I'm totally in!!

sheispoison
August 2nd, 2012, 01:19 PM
If I have to offer my massage services, the least you could do is spell my last name right and Lacy's first and last name right. C'mon Moobley!

jmart
August 2nd, 2012, 02:53 PM
Count me in!

Jessie "Don't be that guy" Martinez, #135, Hippie Class

Should make for some decent photos. :D

phildrummond
August 2nd, 2012, 05:12 PM
Sorry, losers. I own a '76 Schwinn Speedster. I mean, it says Speedster right on it. -And c'mon, a bicentennial bicycle? This race hardly seems fair. I'll rejoice in taking your hard earned doug...though I want the goaticorn.

I trust this will be a multiwave start to avoid a 17mph T1 fiasco?

Tom "You Damn Right, It's a Schwinn" Lilly - Class of my own - or some sort of MVU/hipster hybrid class.

Rules questions: Helmets mandatory? Speedo is satisfactory attire? (a shaved body goes faster.)

d_mob
August 2nd, 2012, 05:59 PM
I trust this will be a multiwave start to avoid a 17mph T1 fiasco?

Rules questions: Helmets mandatory? Speedo is satisfactory attire? (a shaved body goes faster.)

First, NO... Why in the world would we limit the mess going into turn one?!?! That is going to be the best part of the race to watch.

Second, YES... Helmets are mandatory and to take it one step further, we are making motorcycle helmets mandatory. This will assist in making the pics that much better.

You on a Schwinn wearing nothing but a Speedo and motorcycle helmet is full of win! Rybo is planning to wear leathers and may possibly rock a 1984 neon green Jazzercise unitard on top of his leathers. :wink:

Bhoppy
August 2nd, 2012, 06:02 PM
fixie class (no brakes allowed!)

can we make sure the ambulances stick around for this? :D

WE WILL BE TOO BUSY LAUGHING TO SCRAPE YOU GUYS UP :lol: THIS SHOULD BE FUN!!!

d_mob
August 2nd, 2012, 06:25 PM
I've added a track map to original thread. Check it out and let me know if everyone approves.

Five (short course) laps = 6.4 miles

We can cone off the Hippie Class shortcut to ensure people (Finnegan) don't get overzealous and start cutting off more of the course. :lol:

d_mob
August 2nd, 2012, 06:30 PM
OH... One more thing. I've added a BlackBerry Bold 9900 AND BlackBerry PlayBook 32gb tablet as an award for best dressed. This will be judged by a panel of spectators and awarded during trophy celebration at end of race.

If anyone else would like to donate prizes and/or crazy ideas (i.e. best crash, tightest spandex, etc), feel free to message me.

Nyles Gourlie
August 2nd, 2012, 06:39 PM
Don't forget to count nitro in! I would miss this for the world.

rforsythe
August 2nd, 2012, 07:06 PM
fixie class (no brakes allowed!)

can we make sure the ambulances stick around for this? :D

WE WILL BE TOO BUSY LAUGHING TO SCRAPE YOU GUYS UP :lol: THIS SHOULD BE FUN!!!

Yeah I should note, I did tell Steve that their own sobriety was optional too... Moral of this story: I wouldn't crash if I were you.

nobasin
August 2nd, 2012, 07:49 PM
i'm in. mike "manny shevitz" lakritz, 701.

1970 Schwinn Typhoon, 1 speed cruiser class.

Bueller999
August 2nd, 2012, 08:07 PM
David "Ankle Biter" Kern #99

Jim 'smooth' Brewer
August 2nd, 2012, 08:28 PM
What a great idea for a great guy, Zach! I'm in.

Jim "half wheel" Brewer MRA #90

phildrummond
August 2nd, 2012, 11:37 PM
We should have 'feed' zones where we can grab refreshing adult beverages. It's important to stay hydrated.

Also, prime sprints on laps 2 and 4 would keep the action fierce, no? Surely we can come up with appropriately inappropriate prizes.

HAMMER
August 3rd, 2012, 09:36 AM
man i wish i new how to ride a bicycle ..bummer :shock:

Wayniac
August 3rd, 2012, 09:56 AM
How are we paying? Cash at the race day office? Online entry?

sheispoison
August 3rd, 2012, 10:03 AM
OH... One more thing. I've added a BlackBerry Bold 9900 AND BlackBerry PlayBook 32gb tablet as an award for best dressed.

Oh, I got this. Chris knows what I'm talking about.

jeff healy
August 3rd, 2012, 10:15 AM
406 racing will donate $50 off a set of new Michi's or a free set of take offs of your choice pending availability! I really struggle with doing anything that doesn't involve a motor tho so I will probably drink beer and watch :) Unless maybe we create a 50cc pit bike class :)

Jim 'smooth' Brewer
August 3rd, 2012, 02:09 PM
We should have 'feed' zones where we can grab refreshing adult beverages. It's important to stay hydrated.
I think Tony Baker should be my domestique and fetch my refreshments while I ride.

peteremsley
August 3rd, 2012, 04:02 PM
We should have 'feed' zones where we can grab refreshing adult beverages. It's important to stay hydrated.

I thought you would be rolling with a basket for the cocktails. No?

d_mob
August 3rd, 2012, 04:48 PM
How are we paying? Cash at the race day office? Online entry?

I can take payment via Paypal and then update 'paid' status on original post. I'll collect and will provide pay-out to winners/losers and Zach on race day. That's assuming you guys trust me with your $10. If so, fire away on Paypal @ david.p.mobley@gmail.com

Alternatively, you can bring cash to the track and we'll add you to the roster.

PS... I've updated everyone on the original post. Looks like we might break an MRA record with bikes on the grid!

PPS... Jim Browning (Rocky Mtn Photos) has agreed to provide a large printed picture/poster to give to Zach. We will be taking a group photo before the race and will collage alongside several 'action shots'. Thanks Jim!

d_mob
August 3rd, 2012, 05:00 PM
OH... One more thing. I've added a BlackBerry Bold 9900 AND BlackBerry PlayBook 32gb tablet as an award for best dressed.

Oh, I got this. Chris knows what I'm talking about.

Are you wearing your old outfit from Burning Man???

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/pink-bicycle-guy-at-burning-man.jpg

FZRguy
August 3rd, 2012, 09:39 PM
I move we make the hotly sought after goaticorn a podium finisher trophy. Since all you guys (and gals) can spank me in a moto race, I’d really like to see your tongue on the bar as I lap you. :lol:

scott_tiller
August 4th, 2012, 07:01 AM
David,

Count us in.

Scott "String Bean" Dawson #196
Trina "Rollie Pollie" Dawson #186

OUTLAWD
August 4th, 2012, 12:20 PM
hmm...this is the only way I'll be able to ride that weekend, I'm flying in from MI the night before
who is going to let me borrow a bike?

bluedevil
August 4th, 2012, 12:58 PM
assuming anyone can enter right? MRA racer or not?

d_mob
August 4th, 2012, 08:47 PM
assuming anyone can enter right? MRA racer or not?

Yep. Bring it!

Or, tell them to bring it.

Whatever, all are welcome.

peteremsley
August 4th, 2012, 09:42 PM
Jack "Firecracker" Emsley is in.

d_mob
August 6th, 2012, 02:21 PM
Look what just arrived on my doorstep!!! Even more shiny and classy than expected. The engraving looks BOSS as well. Will make perfect mantle centerpieces for the winner (er... loser). :lol:

http://s14.postimage.org/yi62lt181/giro_d_high_plains.jpg

d_mob
August 6th, 2012, 02:23 PM
PS... Unfortunately the golden milking goaticorn is actually just a golden milking goat. Don't worry though. Nothing half a toothpick, a gold paint pen, and a little glue won't fix!

d_mob
August 6th, 2012, 02:25 PM
PS... Unfortunately the golden milking goaticorn is actually just a golden milking goat. Don't worry though. Nothing half a toothpick, a gold paint pen, and a little glue won't fix!

Actually I take that back... I will be outsourcing a fixer to hire a magical little person to fashion a tiny golden milking goaticorn horn and will have it installed prior to the race.

Sorry to cause panic. We'll have this crisis resolved ASAP!

~ David 'Le Organizer' Mobley
Giro d'High Plains Representative

Tumbleweed
August 8th, 2012, 06:42 PM
Count me in

Chris "That Guy" Weed

On a multi speed road bike

d_mob
August 9th, 2012, 08:39 AM
Count me in

Chris "That Guy" Weed

On a multi speed road bike

Got ya on the original thread Chris. Also, missed you at the last two supermoto rounds. I need someone to dice it up with in asphalt only!

We now have 43 people committed to either race, be an umbrella girl and/or announce at this thing! May need wave starts. :lol:

It is going to be hilarious watching the madness into turn 1.

Tumbleweed
August 9th, 2012, 12:17 PM
Sorry bro. I blew my motor at the Pueblo round and haven't gotten it fixed yet. Jess was saying I should have picked the name. I am definitly going to get it fixed by the PPIR round but I'm not sure about any sumo this year. Been too busy with the business

Chris "Helicopter" Weed. Haha

jgixxer1
August 9th, 2012, 12:59 PM
I need someone to dice it up with in asphalt only!

run "asphalt A" + do the PPIR round on it. You can go as low as a 36 or 37T on Honda hub. for sure 15, maybe 16 counter shaft.


I am definitly going to get it fixed by the PPIR round...

awesome!!

phildrummond
August 21st, 2012, 01:35 PM
How about we run the Giro right up hot pit lane to provide the best spectating? Crazy dangerous at those speeds, sure, but it'll give everyone a close look at the mayhem. We'd, of course, still have the 45mph speed limit in hot pits...I'll ride my brakes.

Bartman
August 21st, 2012, 04:01 PM
FWIW: I am 31, not 37.

And I don't own a pair of wheels (motor or motor-less) that actually work, so you can scratch my name from the list.

Davie why don't you ride my kawi bike in the single speed class.

gary3000
August 22nd, 2012, 10:14 AM
Going through the hot pit lane rather than the front straight will be much more fun. Also, start the race on the hot pit lane 50 to 75 yards from the tower.

rforsythe
August 22nd, 2012, 11:14 AM
Going through the hot pit lane rather than the front straight will be much more fun. Also, start the race on the hot pit lane 50 to 75 yards from the tower.

Fuck that, start it at the bottom of the hill so you gotta work it if you want that holeshot into T1. :lol:

fairrpe86
August 22nd, 2012, 05:29 PM
Fuck that, start it at the bottom of the hill so you gotta work it if you want that holeshot into T1. :lol:

I like that idea....

asp125
August 27th, 2012, 08:22 AM
I was laughing so hard I could hardly press the shutter button!

Caption this:
http://speedshots.zenfolio.com/img/s4/v62/p1077582280-4.jpg

Full gallery here:
http://speedshots.zenfolio.com/p730140294

Congrats to Logan for winning!

Any proceeds from this gallery go towards the Zach fund.

T Baggins
August 27th, 2012, 08:51 AM
Any update on much was raised for Zach?

JimWilson29
August 27th, 2012, 09:06 AM
Any update on much was raised for Zach?


I had heard yesterday that it was around $2500 between the silent auction and the bicycle race.

peteremsley
August 27th, 2012, 09:53 AM
I had heard yesterday that it was around $2500 between the silent auction and the bicycle race.

=D> =D>

scooter
August 28th, 2012, 10:09 PM
$2500.00 bucks raised and a good time had by all. I almost crashed when the mankini dude passed me on the back straight.

Chadwick929
August 29th, 2012, 07:14 PM
Here's the link to my pictures from the race!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wickyr1/sets/72157631313486032/

jeff healy
August 30th, 2012, 08:28 AM
Didn't see anybody drafting him down the back straight!? :)

Chadwick929
August 30th, 2012, 08:44 AM
Didn't see anybody drafting him down the back straight!? :)
Mobley tried to....

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8447/7890942124_0170270073_c.jpg

Tumbleweed
August 31st, 2012, 07:06 AM
Haha, you needed the tinted visor down for the sun glare off my ass.

Speaking of tinted visor. Thank you for making the helmets mandatory. It was a good tool to hide my shame.