Free Old Stinky Leathers to New Roadracer

[dave.gallant]

I have an old set of stinky well worn leathers that I would like to donate to a new racer. With a good cleaning and some TLC, they will still save your butt from the asphalt.

You don't have to be fast. You don't have to be good looking.

Just show me an honest desire to go racing and that these leathers would actually benefit your program and they are yours. Post up here with your sob story.

(pictures and stories including goats are worth extra credit)

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[JimWilson29]

How about donating them as loaners for Super Street riders?

[dave.gallant]

How about donating them as loaners for Super Street riders?

With or without a story about a goat?

[Munch]

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[JimWilson29]

How about donating them as loaners for Super Street riders?

With or without a story about a goat?

As long as the story concludes with the use of a good livestock disinfectant and maybe some Febreze....

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[dave.gallant]

OK -- I will donate these leathers to the MRA Superstreet program under the following condition:

I want a nicely printed and framed photo of Hot Carl posing for a photo op with a goat.

Almost any goat will do. Horns, no horns. Billy goat or not. I don't care. I am a fan of all goats.

Both parties must be fully clothed and presentable! I plan to put this on my coffee table to serve as a conversation piece during my Backgammon Club nights.

(It will be considered extra credit if either of the above two parties have a coy look on their face.)

EVEN BETTER:

I will donate the leathers and $50 to the MRA Safety Fund if the photo includes 4 or more members of the 2012 MRA Board with said goat. One of the 4 members must be Hot Carl however, as my neighbors horse has a "thing" for him.


(Photoshops are not allowed people. This is SUPERSPORT racing!)

[dave.gallant]

Rules:

The goat must be a live, living, breathing example of a goat, and not intoxicated at the time of the photograph. (The MRA members may be as intoxicated as they wish)

The photo must not show any signs of digital (or analog) manipulation. PHOTCHOPS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.

At least one of the photos must be coffee-table-acceptable.

[sheispoison]

If someone finds a goat I'll do my part. And Dave, tell your neighbor's horse to stop undressing me with those big horse eyes.

[AFC]

I like goats too!

But, what size are the leathers?

Thanks

[KFinn]

Rachael has 2 goats at her farm.

[T Baggins]

Rachael has 2 goats at her farm.

On our way!